Other not so fascinating blogs

This is the first in a continuing series of hilariously terrible blogs I have come across in my wanderings:

Bite Me
http://punkpwincezz.blogspot.com/

Read this blog if you prefer your Hacker-eze with a side of BABY TALK. Punk Pwincezz is "VeWI" interested in skateboarding? I'm "vewy" interested in THROWING UP IN HER HAIR.

The Profile says it all, if you can decipher it:

I'M VeWi paTiEnT.i KiNdA LuRv sPoRts.LuRv sHOpPiN 4 CdS[crAZiE Bout dEm].sPicY FOOd.GrEeN TeA.I'm VeWI iNtReStEd iN SkAtEbOarDiNg.AnYoNe kNoWs hOw 2 SkAtE!!??TeAcH mE!

*retching sounds*